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Hard to fit in my coat but I am sure its possible
Look closely enough and you can read the text on that sticker…
You’re going to do what? To my WHAT!?
SCAB
“Please stop resisting. Kindly stop resisting. Customer, please stop resisting. It will all be over soon.”
I hate that goddamn thing
My kid talks to it lol
“Welcome to Panopticon. I love you.”
brace noise
Edit: I now notice the brace noise would not be created by this weapon.
Walmart Clippy
“We have robocop at home”
“you got any games on your phone?”
imagine the robot guard dog episode of black mirror but with these
“STOP TOUCHING THE PRODUCE. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.”
The one in my local grocery store softly coos as it checks stock