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Cake day: August 2nd, 2023

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  • OP is about to find out the hard way that the police don’t care to spend their time on this.

    Short summary: Someone keyed their car, and they have the person on video, but they don’t know who it is.

    That last part is the key, since the cops have about a 25% chance of doing their job if they do know the identity of the person. Without? Maybe a 2.5% chance they bother to try and find out, and 0.25% chance they actually find the person and charge them, then you go down to a 0.2% chance they face consequences (settle out of court, the most likely, or conviction, the least likely).





  • About as much clickbait as the team’s titles. I wonder if they called in the senior hygiene engineer after someone took a big dump in the toilet:

    María Martínez leads the engineering team, Pedro Benito is responsible for information technology systems, Ignacio Colombo is the director of operations, Juanjo Vallejo is the executive director, and Ayman Bouachi and Andrés Florido are the engineer’s mechanical and electrical, respectively. Alejandro Rodríguez is the director of the School of Engineering and the mentor of this project at UMA.