Can’t believe he’s moving to Red Bull’s outfit in MLS. Unprecedented.

Outplayed by the worst team in the competition. Absolute banter club. United play relegation-tier football.

God forbid I should ever get to go to a World Cup.

I’ve seen reds given for those.

If he doesn’t buck up he’ll go down as the worst signing in United history.

Beckham doing it was like the 4 minute mile. It was all anyone talked about for weeks. I remember it vividly.

Now it’s… a great goal. You’re good for one a season.

Wesley Sneijder with the hot takes… what’s new?

When are you going to fire him?

I just don’t get it. If you want to gamble why do you HAVE to gamble on football?