i’m feeling bad for any of the poor souls who are getting their hopes up over the election. i did that once, long ago and i have learned my lesson and am now old and bitter. and particularly given the participants in this election i’m genuinely just so checked out. not even my country. but the whole world goes insane each time.

kitty!!!

(i will die if i ever meet a big cat)

this, but where the trolley company doesn’t bother with rails but instead just breeds people to put under the trolley, and you keep turning up to work each day to drive it.

your mother would find farting and shitting noteworthy enough to tell someone else about??? let alone for years after the event?

the feeling when rightwing press makes the labour party sound based

there are usually spots that the cameras don’t reach. just small little blind spots, where at least they can perhaps only see you from one angle. you can wander calmly around the shop, take those things to the area you have scoped out and stash them.

and yes, buy things for real as well, as others have suggested

and don’t steal from ur local shop. if ur caught u are more likely to get banned than have them call the cops on u. then u can’t go into ur local shop and buy things when u have to.

not all shops have people actively monitoring the cameras. they are mostly for deterrence. try not to get caught on camera but it’s not the end of the world if you do.

avoid shops with security guards if possible. at least in my neck of poor europe, most shops don’t have them. mostly shop workers won’t stop you, and if they try to they mostly won’t do anything other than ask you to turn back. when i worked in a shop we were actually told not to engage anyone physically. be very nice to everyone who works in the shops u pick, since workers who like you are less likely to do anything to stop you. and yk be nice to workers generally.

avoid shops in commercial districts where there are likely to be cops patrolling outside. the one time i got caught it was cuz there were cops on the street outside.

we gotta get u a laptop babe

i never had a worst movie before this one, but dragged across concrete.

watching it feels like being dragged across concrete and i have no idea how this ever got released. its not so much a movie as a laundry list of complaints about wokeness and minorities written by a nazi. it has no plot and very little in the way of characters beyond racial stereotypes. i didn’t seed on principle.

the file was corrupted a few minutes before the end, and it could not have come sooner. i can’t believe we managed to get so far through it.

it’s kind of interesting, you can see how the director gradually goes off the rails throughout his movies. the previous 2 are not good movies, and they’re pretty bad in terms of reactionary BS. but they were movies. the mask was still on. but dragged across concrete is simply not a movie.

luckily this won’t be a big change for me. i live in spain and probably eat spanish food most often.

yeah somehow i don’t think my farm cats are going to agree to live inside. besides, they are free. it is not my place to force them inside.

hard agree i am actually dreading the time i will one day have to visit that hellhole again. hopefully no time soon

yes, that is v true and accurate

I lived in the UK for years. I went to oppose fascist marches many times. It was violent, like seriously fucking dangerous. I have been hurt. I hurt fash. I wore a fucking helmet and they threw rocks and bottles at us, my helmet was hit and fucking saved my life. After the marches the fash would break up into smaller groups to roam the streets and attack minorities. We did our best to protect people. I’m not saying this to look cool. Truth was I was scared out of my mind and I don’t know if I can ever go back to that kind of thing. I’m saying it because I absolutely believe that what is going on now must be like that, but so much worse. That place has only gotten worse in the 4 years since I left.

This has been brewing for literal decades at this point. There was a contingent of anti-europe people in the conservative party, way back before brexit. they were a small voice calling for it. but even then, more subtly, they had been putting their fingers into the culture and brewing anti-immigrant, anti-muslim, and anti-EU sentiment. When this group got loud enough to threaten the integrity of the conservative party, Pigfucker David Cameron called the brexit referendum, expecting it to fail, as a way to shut up the rightwing of the party. But instead that proved to be the catalyst for the fascist sentiments in the UK to be brought into the mainstream. This was when the tactics I associate with fascism truly started to feel like they were integrated into british society. Facts stopped mattering to people. Hate crime went up. Hell I got violently attacked.

As far as I know, there was some russian influence on Brexit. I don’t mean that russia caused this current situation - absolutely not, they only have the utter disaster of the past few decades to blame. They utterly failed to contain the rise of fascism. But I believe a nuanced and fact-based take is that Russia thought that Brexit would be politically useful to them, and used social media to support that. It probably would have happened anyway, the force from this didn’t come from russia but from some scheming british fascists.

This has been waiting to happen for fucking years.

I also wanna say that I’m not saying the EU is a good thing. It’s an inherently white supremacist institution “protecting” fortress europe against the desperate people at the borders. But the way british culture and politics work, and indeed this is true of a bunch of countries’ far right, opposing EU membership was a predominantly fascist position, and considering everything that has happened in that hellhole of a country since brexit, i do think it would be better if it had never left.

edit: thank u to those who have thanked me for what i used to do. but i was just doing my job as a human being, among many others, resisting people who have forgotten their humanity. maybe one day i will be able to, or have to, do it again.

Tesla “full self-crashing” mode

even taking their description at face value… what do they think poltics is, if preventing nuclear armaggedon isn’t political?

like. i’ve never had a mouse break, or had to pay for software updates. because a mouse doesn’t fucking need software updates.

stop acting like you invented something other than a new scheme for extracting money from your victims. assholes.

fuck. simple

literally been there