the last time i got a landline rather than pay to get it unlisted I asked to have it listed under R. Shackleford. however there was a miscommunication and my listing was entered as R. Shacklesord. i was annoyed at first but when I started receiving unsolicited mail to R. Shacklesord (that i knew to immediately throw away) i thought it was pretty cool. when i got a call for Mr. Shacklesord i always knew i could fuck with whoever was on the other end of the phone. looking back on it im tempted to start using fake names everywhere all the time. they only get used against you.

There is a complementary cognitive bias to anthropomorphism, where we elevate ourselves to entirely different mental planes from other organisms, beyond what science and basic observation can support. I don’t know if this bias has a name. Human supremacy? Hubris?

Everybody really does poop, don’t they?

Both ignore decades of progress, don’t hold up, and never end well. Here’s why.

I used to be all about the frozen spinach, but I got a batch that just turned me right off somehow and now it’s team frozen kale.

It’s not enough to simply not purchase EA product. One should actively oppose theme. ALESSANDRO.

Would’ve never known about it if I wasn’t told about it by Doug Ford, so of course I have downloaded it and I’m going to watch it soon.

Doing exactly this every day. I have MDH “Kitchen King” spice mix right now and it is awesome.

You have to eat seasonally. I’ve been getting dirt cheap bok choi recently, but it’s about done I think. I actually think seasonal variety is a feature, not a bug, but I sure do eat a lot of carrots, cabbage, and potatoes half the year.

why? what’s the commonality?

You also don’t need anything more than a couple perfunctory charges to arrest someone. It’s the lawyers’ job to figure out what the actual charges will be. Don’t ask too much from police, or you may get too much from police.

Edit: Murder is a much more technical charge with evidentiary requirements of intent. You have to have some kind of actual evidence in your possession that at the time of the attempt, they had the intention of murder in their mind. You don’t have that when arresting a guy at the scene of a chaotic, still evolving tragedy. You just don’t.

Sometime when I masturbate, rather than stroking/milking, I squeeze the head without moving my hand much. I stay in that last pre-ejaculatory plateau a lot longer, and when I finally cum, it goes way over my shoulder with velocity. I think it’s the combination of holding the final plateau, and the “pinched hose” effect, like when you put your thumb half over the end of a garden hose.

HTH

It’s fucking my shit right up that AW apparently ran on SCUMM??? That can’t be right!!

Every time you turn the key (excuse the anachronism) you kill a fractional person. There should be the same odds that your car electrocutes you when you try to start it. Externalities all need to be accounted for, and there’s no fair price for a human life.

Cops aren’t lawyers. The charges they are booked with are not necessarily the charges they will face once the DA has heard from stakeholders.

Meh. Honest work, keeps them out of trouble.

It displaces bad food from the diet, but it goes far beyond that. Gut bacteria eats things that we do not. Specifically, dietary fiber is consumed and often converted into products we can digest and which affect our health in significant and surprising ways. Other functions of fiber include the removal of toxins from the body through absorption and elimination, and the mechanical removal of waste from the digestive system through sheer bulk and gentle abrasiveness.

steel cut oats every day! makes a huge impact on your health if you are not already getting your necessary whole grains every day.

It’s a being a biological herbivore thing.

No, I got THAT part. But wtf does that (or even being quick generally) have to do with Roger Rabbit?

The idea that eating meat is manly is a form of toxic masculinity, daddy.