Humans be like:

Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?

Idk, I’ve heard bonobos get down

As a huge fan of hawaiian shirts, this is fucking awesome!

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

Watch out for that Boomer!

😱

The horror

“unlikely friends”

That’s Daphne and Scooby-Doo!

“she’s probably just being nice”

Question: What is a long hard thing?

Say when.

This dude has always fascinated the hell out of me. Insanely smart, and hilarious. He had all kinds of wacky adventures, or at least was a great story teller. He worked on the Manhattan Project, was on the Challenger committee, and also liked to play bongos at a local strip club 😂

Sounds like something my kid would ask 😂

We were eating one time and just looks at his fork and says “what would happen if you put a fork in your eye?”

Speaking of flags…

Perfectly fucking vertical!

And get replied “k”

It’s OK, I heard a lot of us die by 50 anyway 🤷