bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoErase the border between Kentucky and Tennessee and draw a new one running north-south, creating Kennesee and Tentucky.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareErase the border between Kentucky and Tennessee and draw a new one running north-south, creating Kennesee and Tentucky.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWhat if the we are literally just meat sacks floating through the universe and earth is big rock and it’s all just particles emulating a technical machine (TM77) and then boom headshot?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat if the we are literally just meat sacks floating through the universe and earth is big rock and it’s all just particles emulating a technical machine (TM77) and then boom headshot?plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWhat if our universe is inside another being?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat if our universe is inside another being?plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoA pill that one takes that causes one to instantly fart out half of their body weight, allowing weight loss.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA pill that one takes that causes one to instantly fart out half of their body weight, allowing weight loss.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWe should recreate famous science experiments while the scientests are on psychadelicsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe should recreate famous science experiments while the scientests are on psychadelicsplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoPrivacy for your contact infoplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePrivacy for your contact infoplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWomen who watch Disney should be banned from complaining about men who watch animeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWomen who watch Disney should be banned from complaining about men who watch animeplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoBuy a storefront in a strip mall. Put a sign in the window saying “coming soon”.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBuy a storefront in a strip mall. Put a sign in the window saying “coming soon”.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoCars should scan your driver's license before starting, to prevent your car from being stolenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCars should scan your driver's license before starting, to prevent your car from being stolenplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agorudy giuliani deserves basic human respectplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarerudy giuliani deserves basic human respectplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSolving the immigration and bee extinction problemsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSolving the immigration and bee extinction problemsplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoIn the event that you may one day meet a genie, hire a lawyer to craft loophole-free wishesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn the event that you may one day meet a genie, hire a lawyer to craft loophole-free wishesplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years ago“Praise be to Nonio! All knowing, all seeing God of the bulbous vegetable. Spare us from watery eyes and deliver us from pickling. For thine are the shallots, the chives and the garlic. Amen”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square“Praise be to Nonio! All knowing, all seeing God of the bulbous vegetable. Spare us from watery eyes and deliver us from pickling. For thine are the shallots, the chives and the garlic. Amen”plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoLike the old mood rings, mood band-aidsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLike the old mood rings, mood band-aidsplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoEveryone’s thoughts should be public 24/7plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEveryone’s thoughts should be public 24/7plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoA puffy air freshner but plug to change your farty smell into good perfumed air! Discrete and works while seatedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA puffy air freshner but plug to change your farty smell into good perfumed air! Discrete and works while seatedplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoMods should award users who root out bots.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMods should award users who root out bots.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSplit all the different human races into different subspecies. Eg, Homo Sapiens Africanus, Homo Sapiens Europeanus, Homo Sapiens Asiatus, etc.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSplit all the different human races into different subspecies. Eg, Homo Sapiens Africanus, Homo Sapiens Europeanus, Homo Sapiens Asiatus, etc.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSingle use doors. Open and close them once and they completey disitingrate, so you have to fit another one.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSingle use doors. Open and close them once and they completey disitingrate, so you have to fit another one.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoInstead of declaring martial law, declare marital law.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareInstead of declaring martial law, declare marital law.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
