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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.

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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Cows aren’t solely feeded grass

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      How do I force someone to change their username?

      Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We’ll be here all week.

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        Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by “Charlie”.

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          Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

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            You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored…

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              It wasn’t just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

              You said you would always be there for me.

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                It wasn’t just a weeklong bender

                Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

                you fucking hippie.

                Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

                You said you would always be there for me

                And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain

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