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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.

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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

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    Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

    • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s literally the cutest expression of joy

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    Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

    • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      that heavily depends on the farm

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    Cows aren’t solely feeded grass

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      How do I force someone to change their username?

      Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We’ll be here all week.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by “Charlie”.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored…

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              It wasn’t just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

              You said you would always be there for me.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                It wasn’t just a weeklong bender

                Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

                you fucking hippie.

                Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

                You said you would always be there for me

                And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain

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