I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, “Yeah all the time.” I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm.
I asked this because Im a guy, and we’ve heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.
But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?
During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?
I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.
You better make sure your son doesn’t have access to coconuts
Or glass jars
I thought this was long gone with the annuals of time.
this was only 2 years ago, right? like maybe last summer or the one before
Just don’t have him near african and european swallows and you’re good.
Or a melon baller.
Too soon.
Or shoeboxes
or anything with a cavity inside
Or just anything
Definitely hide any cylinders tho
or coconuts