I’ve always been curious as to what “normal” people think programming is like. The wildest theory I’ve heard is “typing ones and zeroes” (I’m a software engineer)

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    6 months ago

    Putting text in green font colour on a terminal. During crunch time, blowjobs help finish the programming within a minute. If you’re an expert, you don’t actually type code, you become one with the CRT screen and gaze deep into the pixels, while your hands create code automatically at a super fast pace. Sometimes you stop for a sip of a carbonated beverage.