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minus-squareZozanolinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·10 months agoCan I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet? If so, I’ll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid. It’ll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months agoMonkeys paw finger curls up as you miss.
minus-squareclosetfurry@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·10 months agoMy dude missing a point blank shot. That’s some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!
minus-squarevoracitude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-210 months agoThey didn’t miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death. Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.
minus-squareralakus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
Can I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet?
If so, I’ll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid.
It’ll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.
Monkeys paw finger curls up as you miss.
My dude missing a point blank shot. That’s some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!
They didn’t miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death.
Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.
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At least I’ll still be a little high lol.