Hate to be that guy but today I woke up with 6 hours of sleep, scrapped ice off my 20 year old car’s windshield in -8°F, remembered I was supposed to get coffee over the weekend, and got a ticket on my way to work because the cold snap busted one of my tail lights
Who takes ice for scrap?
No, I want to know who’s accepting it.
I hate to be that guy but I’m too tired to make dinner tonight. I’m just going to order something.
Joke’s on you, I have chronic depression and low self-esteem, I always hate to be that guy
“I hate to be that guy (but I am so here we go)…”
The only time it’s actually something they’d hate is when that is the full and complete sentence after seeing another guy have some bad luck befall him.
Seeing a dude getting hit by a car
“Oof! I’d hate to be that guy!”
“Hate to be that guy but…”
“I stopped at “but”. I also hate that guy. Bye.”
