The Emperor of Mankind Biden has sat on his Golden Throne for 10,000 5 years and continues to show more and more signs of physical decay. While the sacrifice of 1,000 psykers Palestinians each day helps keep his mind alive it does little for his physical condition.

For as much as the MAGA crowd loved “God Emperor” Trump, a decaying Biden hooked up to live support in the oval office tlhas always been the more realistic scenario. At least we’d get great stories leaked about. The secret service catching various staff and other climbers sneaking around trying to unplug him.

Hey, Biden kills way more than 1,000 people per day.

Alternatively —

Mysterious White Powder Found In West Wing Identified As President Biden

God Emperor Biden must remain on the throne and receive 10,000 Arab sacrifices per day to maintain the sacred shipping routes

Blueanon willingly sacrificing themselves in the thousands just to keep him “”alive””

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

I see him as more of a Crypt Keeper cackling maniacally over the suffering and deaths of others.

Khorne Pop was a bad dude!

The pillar on the right is full of the ashes of 10,000 years of Major clones that kept biting the space marines