Hey Japan maybe the obsession with high school is a sign that adult life is miserable. Maybe something should be done about overwork and low pay. No? Ok, enjoy that low birth rate.
literally just pay people enough to be able to afford to raise kids it’s that easy. people aren’t going to have kids because they read manga about a girl being a professional flirting teacher you dumb fucks. make wages go up and rent down and you’ll have kids
“No.”stop manufacturing your own crisises. in 20 years you’ll be bitching and moaning about having zero goddamn kids in japan when you’re literally the reason. fuck you, sock puppet of capital. you’re dumb and i hate you
Teach the
coal minersJapanese high schoolers tocodeflirt!
How much you have to pay people to have children while working 12+ hours a day?
Enough for them to retire in their 30s.
Now if I were a capitalist pig looking to preserve the reproduction of my workforce, given the conditions of Japan as I understand them, I would perhaps look at all of those kikokushijo nowadays, and from them get a delightfully devilish idea to try to establish some sort of system whereby Japanese-born kids get sent to be raised in poor countries, and then once they grow up, they’ll simply claim Japanese citizenship and return to the rettō.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
abe’s been dead for 2 years, this was never an abe specific thing. the entire ldp party have these brainworms
ldp party
ras syndrome
i know, but ldp party feels right
This just sounds like a hentai plot.
How do you know what hentai plots are like?Is it not?
It’s lacking in demonic sex dungeons.
Nah, hentai plots are fucking wild. The writers are given carte blanche to do whatever they want as long as tiddies are involved.
Country’s birthrate is declining
Create high school manga about a girl teaching boys “the way of romance” in order to combat this (clueless)
Country now has a teen pregnancy problem
“the way of romance”
strong chance this just means “spend shitloads of money on flowers/gifts (economy stimulated) on women who want to be left alone, and if they reject you, it’s only because you’re not fawning loudly enough at them”.
That doesn’t seem like the country will disapprove of it
Wtf free her
Have sex
You fuckin’ yet?
I will NEVER have sex, and NO prime minister of Japan, no matter HOW high their number is, will change that.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Yeah, that’s what they need to get their birth rates up; more Anime.
listen sometimes it works. probably not with this one, but anime has historically been very good for my sex life
First time anyone has ever said this???
Mister Data…!
Yes, Captain?
sigh
…To hell with our orders, set doohickeys to [adventurism]
