I just assume at least 60% of American politicians are being blackmailed by Mossad. Half of them are pedophiles anyway, so it’s probably not that hard to get dirt on them, especially with Epstein types working at the highest levels.

Liberals almost seem to get off threatening me with death camps if I don’t cheer for their specific warmongers.

"No, you don’t understand, Harris is only going to let Israel nuke Middle Eastern cities, instead of everybody everywhere, so you have to be excited to vote for her, she’s fleek, she’s brat, she’s

yeah…

She oversubscribes to great man theory, to the point that she blames Hitler for the violence in 300 year old German fairy tales… There’s no getting through to her on any of this. Besides being absolutely insane, she’s actually quite nice.

I only play Breath of the Wild to ride around on horseback and enjoy the scenery and music. So I genuinely can’t wait to play this.

I’d be able to stop time too if it weren’t for the government holding me back!!

It’s funny how American nationalists expect this hegemony to maintain itself while they simultaneously let corporations strip every last piece of copper out of the country’s walls.

It’s wanting to sell your cake to the highest bidder, and eat it too. Ya can’t. Ya sold it. It’s gone. And the buyer has no interest in selling it back, instead we’re all going on cake subscriptions for $17.99 a month.

My mom is a Jewish Russian-American, 3rd generation, granted, but she regularly brings up her Russian heritage in weird self-flagellation shows of devotion to the State Department. If anything reminds her that Putin exists, anything at all, she goes on long genocidal rants about how Russians are evil and there’s something wrong with their brains - to prove she’s not a hypocrite she then says she’d volunteer to be executed herself if that was the only way to get rid of all Russians.

I pointed out that she is - verbatim - repeating Nazi rhetoric about people they tried to exterminate, and my mother, who, again, is Jewish on top of ethnically Russian, starts going in circles about how no, PUTIN is the next Hitler, because Russians are evil, we’re evil, oh my god we’re so evil, what is WRONG with us?!

Rachel Maddow has turned my mother into a hysterical gibbon and I don’t know how to fix it.

We have to save American Democracy, a political system that affords you no democratic power over anything whatsoever.

I like pointing out that calling Mitch McConnell a turtle ten billion times hasn’t removed him from power.

In 2016, every celebrity in America begged the population to vote for Hillary. It didn’t make a lick of difference.

Mao is evil and everything he did was evil.

Kamala Harris is good and everything she does is good.

If you like Mao, who is evil, then you should like Harris, who is good.

Harris and Mao actually have really similar policies, which you should be happy about if you like Mao, which you shouldn’t.

Being a Liberal must be fucking exhausting.

Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn’t cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

I mean, it’s not like the game doesn’t treat you like a shithead for doing any of those things. The Racism path never, ever makes things easier. It only ever blows up in your face and you lose the respect of every single character in the game besides Measurehead and the nationalist chud outside the convenience store. And even Measurehead will still think you’re subhuman, even if he likes you personally.

Modding female characters in Silent Hill 2 to look more like fuck-dolls has to be a whole new level of missing the point of the story.

patting*

Yeah, that’s what they need to get their birth rates up; more Anime.

I’m so in love with a version of this couple where Chloe isn’t a terrible friend to Max.