I’m outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
Just one up them and everything will be solved!
I’ll fetch my chapstick.
Okay you need to calm down
This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.
I appreciate a good historical joke.
Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?
The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I’s foot. “Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches.”
You know what they say about foot size.
(You’re welcome in advance, whoever I set this up for.)
It determines how easy it is for you to find fitting shoes
This is exactly what I was hoping for! Thanks!
TIL
Measure me mommy.
Sure! I’ll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.
The one that’s going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.
spoiler
There’s very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it’s nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I’ll pass on getting stepped on.
honestly, the guy’s ribs look like theyre gonna break
Wtf, don’t make Americans look good!
Why am I aroused?
probably because you have a foot fetish
feet fetish revolution /j
Lil bro just posted foot porn
America 1 - Europe 0
I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT
And Brits weigh things in stone
