So. Without trauma dumping, I’ll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What’s a father’s day gift that says “you’re dead to me, but I’m still doing things to keep drama at bay”?
So. Without trauma dumping, I’ll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What’s a father’s day gift that says “you’re dead to me, but I’m still doing things to keep drama at bay”?
That would be especially funny because he’s Mormon, and he’s very upset I’m not.
A “Moroni is full of bologna” T-shirt?
Copy of the south park episode on Mormons?
At an old job, an office friend got me a Mormon bible for my birthday because he was genuinely upset that I would be going to hell when I died. He wrote a nice little note and everything. I’m an atheist though so I guess I’m still going to hell.
Cold brew coffee maker. Or porn.