I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?
A smart egg tray. It was in fact quite stupid. Mainly purchased it because of how absurd it was.
Main issues:
Wow I thought I was the only idiot that bought it. Once they started charging for the smart features, it got unbatteried and became just a fancy box.
The egg that stays fresh for a few hundred years is kinda lame for an SCP
I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?
That sounds eggceptionally stupid, eggregious even.
Wow. Nicely done.
eggcellent
That really sounds absurd. Both the idea itself and the fact that they somehow screwed up the execution of such a simple thing that much.
Hahahahaha omg that is horrible