If it’s something that pisses me off, like my phone falling out of my breast pocket, “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.” Every single time—really sped up and nasally if it’s something that’s just irritating, and when it’s something really bad, the “damn it” is usually screamed.

If it’s something like, say, taking a long drag off my vape and then finding out it’s dead, or seeing the bus go by *as I’m standing at the bus stop, I’ll always say “Oh fuck off.”