Also someone SWAT’d me yesterday. Or tried to trololol.
Also someone SWAT’d me yesterday. Or tried to trololol.
I’m watching a friend’s van while he’s staying indoors temporarily. He’s actually paying me in cash (and other things) and I basically get room and board in the form of a cabin-style tent next to the van.
He’s also really cool. First homeless person I’ve met in a long time who isn’t either racist nor extremely nihilistic about racism. He’s the first person I’ve met in a long time who does drugs and doesn’t twack out and say stupid shit. He really likes me for some reason.
But his girlfriend—who’s also really cool—is really hot and not only looks like my ex-friend but sounds like them and has the same biting sarcasm as well.
This kills the crab.
But this cushy deal might be ending in a few days. Sadface.
My ex friend is obsessed with Legend of Zelda. :(
Alright, I’m joining the Taliban.
Fucking HELL I need to charge my headphones.
Low hanging fruit: “Lol,” “I don’t care,” etc.
Higher-order stuff I call out directly: “I know you don’t actually give a shit about [x y z],” “You’re trying to gaslight,” etc.
So yesterday I saw a ghost (not literally, of course): not my ex-friend, the one I’ll always remember, the one I was posting about a lot. Not them, but their on and off roommate of 7 years, their de facto best friend who I referred to in private as their “platonic boyfriend.” The one I said I was so jealous of.
I was at the park. He came up and said hi (which is maybe a bit unusual because of how extremely shy he is—he used more words in that moment than I’ve heard him say the entire time I’ve known him).
It was like all the shit with our (formerly) mutual friend had never happened. It’s entirely possible he has absolutely no idea. They said they hadn’t told him about any of it, when I asked just before the three of us went to Radical Pride, but that was a year ago.
He had recently moved out, into an apartment. It’s probable they still aren’t roommates.
I feel like him and I would get along really well under other circumstances. But with things as they were, I mumbled “Hi” or something, turned away to watch for the bus, realized he might also have been waiting for the bus, then ran away.
There was just no winning move there except to not play.
What’s kind of funny about this is, they have been creeping back into my life recently—reaching out to my friend, ostensibly about business-related matters. Him and I were fighting when shit went down with them, so I wonder if they know/remember the connection there.
Basically everyone did in the Bronze Age.
I was dogpiled and called a rape apologist on Twitter just because I asked for an explanation of the allegations against PSL.
IT’S REAL IT’S REAL IT’S FUCKING REAL
If it’s something that pisses me off, like my phone falling out of my breast pocket, “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.” Every single time—really sped up and nasally if it’s something that’s just irritating, and when it’s something really bad, the “damn it” is usually screamed.
If it’s something like, say, taking a long drag off my vape and then finding out it’s dead, or seeing the bus go by *as I’m standing at the bus stop, I’ll always say “Oh fuck off.”
Fucking legendary.
I don’t really care about that (tbh it annoys me when people tell me “it’s not worth poisoning your brain over,” etc.), I just take him and his ilk so un-seriously that I don’t care.
LGBT libtards
I’m very unfamiliar with the patsoc thing because I don’t have the time for this shit—I’m only vaguely aware who these people are—and I never knew Haz was this bad.
I was expecting to look down and see /c/fakenews lol.
Confirms dude tweaks.
Fuck America.