I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that “Party Cannon” is the darkest and hardest of them all.
Party Cannon is the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from.
the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from
for those also wondering what the actual band is, it’s Zazz Blammymatazz
They do cocaine!
G-g-g-g-g-yeah!
Too brutal, head banged off neck entirely
Gotta love Party Cannon.
They are heavy as fuck, yes.
Wait is this poster actually real?
Yes
Pretty much true.
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Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day
Pretty sure the last one is “Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus” or Xavleg for short
Lol I thought you were saying a pretty funny joke. Nope, that’s a real band.
Are you positive that this is not “Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages”, also known as 55gore?
Yes, I can read drunken pig puke and I’m fairly confident
First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.
It reminds me of that time I didn’t encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason
UTF16 read as UTF8?
Yep
Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).
Now that you mention it, I’m not entirely sure. I’ve cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band’s facebook page titled “XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp”, but I can’t see it because it’s private. Assuming that’s real, maybe it’s an old/WIP logo of theirs.
I know a dude that’s really good at decoding these, but at that resolution? No way
Hard to read the first word, but that top one I believe is “Worm Caravan”
Wait, these are real??
Dude, it’s such a trope because it’s not only real, but has been going since the eighties.
I’m just shocked because I didn’t make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!
It’s crazy for sure :)
Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.
It appears the second one was a concept art for Xavleg, but I dont think anyone’s been able to confirm the source.
I read Walking Cadaver in the logo on top.
That’d make more sense than worm caravan, you’re likely right
are we sure it’s not Web Game? or Womb Coma?
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Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look ‘past’ the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You’ll see it eventually.
My favorite is
Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT
The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.
What? You cant see the clearly spelled “aortic cabana” in the logo?
Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”
Well that first one is Louisiana and the second one is the worst Batman symbol.
Is it placenta?
Looks like accelerated vascularization
Australian Batman is that you?!?
