And I’m taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I’d go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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    Same, I just wanna be a guy that unloads crates in a sketchy dock and sees the bat signal and says "watch out boys, THE BAT’S out tonight!’ As if he isn’t out every night. If he wasn’t they could just do crime whenever the bat signal was off.

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        What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you’re about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

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          I wouldn’t say ineffectual but I would say I’d use something improvised

          1. Baseball bat
          2. Crowbar
          3. Big pipe wrench
          4. Metal pipe

          in order of preference