I have been making shrek memes instead of working.
my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.
Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.
also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net
Edit: time to nut up
Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL
Edit 2: texts with Dave are live
edit 3: final message to Dave
Dear Shitbird’s boss,
Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.
Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi
He’s more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194