Pragmatic kick the can. Whoever can kick the rights can down the most election markers wins!
The cherry picker. Claw machine that picks platitudes and means testing. There is an actual codifying right in there…deep down there somewhere and too small for the claw to ever grab, but hey it only costs a little political capital each try.
The watering down the bills. Whoever can water the progressive target the fastest wins!
The light loop where the timing is rigged slightly off the main policy, you swear if you go another round you can time it just right.
The Parlematarian coin pusher that will bury your policies in non binding technicalities and comittee meetings it might not ever see the light of day…maybe just one more coin.
This is far beyond parody.
Pragmatic kick the can. Whoever can kick the rights can down the most election markers wins!
The cherry picker. Claw machine that picks platitudes and means testing. There is an actual codifying right in there…deep down there somewhere and too small for the claw to ever grab, but hey it only costs a little political capital each try.
The watering down the bills. Whoever can water the progressive target the fastest wins!
The
light loop where the timing is rigged slightly off the main policy, you swear if you go another round you can time it just right.
The Parlematarian coin pusher that will bury your policies in non binding technicalities and comittee meetings it might not ever see the light of day…maybe just one more coin.