I’m about to crash plane into my AC unit.
1000 years of beatings with shoes have been decreed upon the lesser satan yellowjackets
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when I learned they have that their incredible defenses to protect their nests from bears, I understood their behavior better
still hate and fear them, but it makes sense that the weapons required to defend themselves from huge, ravenous creatures covered in thick fur and layers of fat would be overkill against the thin-skinned, (relatively) hairless beings haplessly passing by
Time to invest in some false wasp nests
Soap and water in a spray bottle kills them.
Yeah I’ve been using neem oil and soap, quite effective but there’s so god damn many. I think I’m winning though.
wait, i have not bought stocks in throw-able footwear
Haven’t killed a yellow jacket. They’re secondary pollinators too, iirc. When they wander into my home, I cup em and let em outside.
The nest is actually in the wall of the house. There’s hundreds
Alright well, I wouldn’t know what to do about that to be fair. Best of luck with em.
call someone who has a shop vac and a funny suit.