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- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
“This is my hole!”
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
In addition, pH is a logarithmic scale, a pH of 3 is 10x more acidic than pH 4
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?
Don’t give people ideas.
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Beaked for your pleasure
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
Prove it
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
vore
GI?
General infantry
gastrointestinal
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Thanks I hate it.