for real, imagine ending a ton of insurance policies after paying premiums for years with no claims, thinking you’ve come out on top.

“Take that!” Mr. Chud confidently roars and he slams down the phone! And then he turns to his spouse and barks. “I need to go into the backyard and burn or smash something related to Geico and video it and—”

“No.”

“No?”

“No. You promised the homeowners association that you would stop doing that.”

Robert added, “It makes no sense, as there are other, riskier cars out there. Let me know if you recommend any insurer for the truck. I have eight cars with an amazing record. I will be canceling my entire Geico policy!! Bye-bye!”

Like eight cars across his driving history or does he have 8 cars right now 😭

I can’t imagine they think it’s going to change the policy, there’s “only” a few thousand of these deathtraps on the road thankfully. It’s hardly even worth doing but apparently things are really that bad. Or Berkshire Hathaway/some execs are shorting Tesla. Who knows.

The absolute confidence chuds have in consumer boycotts is endearing.

Libs have the same delusions. “Voting” with your wallet, as they call it.

If it’s anything like starlink, then I’d be stuck with whatever the hell I could get. I bought a home with a starlink satellite and I just said “fuck it” after I tried dealing with their nonexistent customer service. It sucks because there was no cell coverage at my house either. Im just glad I don’t have to deal with that shit stain that is Musk.