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Triumph of the Hill
Haha I outlived another Nazi today is beautiful.
part of a 30-person group
tripped
Someone with a disposable account post this in r/MadeMeSmile and see what happens
Ain’t No Mountain Heil Enough
I was convinced this was about the same person while looking for a non news article until I saw the date.
Tfw Hitler’s favorite mountain has done more to fight nazis than you
But when the hiking group went to descend from the peak, named Störhaus, Andreas M slipped on a wet root and stumbled 200ft through partly vertical rocky terrain down to the Dongus-Marterl, where he lay fatally injured on the path.
Dongus-Marterl
A talking bunny was observed putting a banana peel in his path mere minutes earlier.
Ack Mein Leben I’m falling to my death!!
Anotha kkkrakkka down
A thousand Balkans upon the DeutSSchit nation
I V
If the DDR was not meant to be then the next best thing is splitting Germany into the territories of the HRE
Ach! Hans, run! It’s the ground!
There is a non zero chance that Elon mourns his loss
Infinite dead nazi mourning upon
“Mein Fuhrer, I can Valk!”
Apparently you can’t, bro
Not all monsters pass away peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, after living a hundred years
Infinite dancing lobsters upon this clown
rip bozo
Even the mountain was like “Ew, no”
pssst what's funnier than a dead nazi?
absolutely fucking nothing
a billion dead nazis
hmm? oh. no, I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with however many sensible chuckles you can still rattle off of the bastard.
what, do you think nazis just fall down from the sky or something?
that seems convenient, they should try that
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