People call these kind of reports lib but I like that Oxfam keeps putting them out they’re great radicalization material from an org nobody is going to shrug off because they’re tankies or w/e
exactly my view as well
I haven’t read this particular one, but yeah Oxfam’s methodology has been garbage any time I’ve looked
Death to Oxfam
Can you give an example?
Each billionaire emits the carbon emissions of 444,424 people over their lives if they live the average US life span
and we all know ghouls live longer
And so many billionaires are sparing no expense and literally consuming the blood of the young to try to live forever now.
If we do some math on this, based on this great paper about the social murder of carbon emissions which calculates that the lifetime carbon emissions of the average American is responsible for the death of 0.29 humans by estimated heating impact of carbon emission in the next century, we find that the average billionaire is directly responsible for the deaths of ~126,978 people over their lifetime just by their carbon emissions.
My climate plan of “Kill everybody with net worth over $10 million” is looking better every day.
You get a fancy plaque mounted to the obelisk that says, “On this day, [insert name here], WON CAPITALISM!”
Why at the base of a volcano?
Oh, because we throw you in there after you get your plaque.
that seems really wasteful… the plaque should be dry erasable
Oh… fancy gold plated Etch-a-Sketch…
is an ecological necessitydon’t forget to separate your recyclables though!
Death to America
“But yet you give them their money to pollute with so obviously we should vote with our wallets and not buy oil or food.”
farting
