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workerONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

My little buddy (pack of 12)

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My little buddy (pack of 12)

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workerONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don’t think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.

    • fl42v@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah, that probably means you should overthrow that boss and elect a new one. Just sayin’

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      This is Lemmy. There are regularly posts about the end of capitalism and furdicks that hit my All page. No way in hell I’d use this site at work.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        The furdicks seem more like a you problem…

        • yrmp@lemmy.world
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          I was making a little joke there, but having never engaged with that kind of content, it’s just what I see when I go to all communities. If I scroll far enough down I start seeing gonewild stuff. Lemmy isn’t popular enough that the SFW stuff drowns out the NSFW stuff. I just can’t see myself using this site at work, or reddit for that matter unless I got there from looking up the answer to a technical problem. Always best to keep that stuff separate, but I just think people should understand that this site probably leans toward inherently unrelated to work at best, and unsafe at worst.

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      Why are you on Lemmy at work?

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        Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    My wife has these. You can also order little helmets and clothes for them.

    EDIT: I feel the need to write that she plays with them like action figures.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      Start leaving them on jeeps.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Michael Reeves’ favourite

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      I miss the old Michael reeves

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Yes, he’s out there, living life now.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Friend-ulums.

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    deleted by creator

  • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!

    Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.

    #MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS

    • Acters@lemmy.world
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      Buy more than you need and redistribute them to those in need of non dozen-ist values, be the change the world needs

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    Is this the anti-stress-ball version of

    Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.

    • boonhet@lemm.ee
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      And most of the rest have anti-stress boobs so it all works out

  • Alk@sh.itjust.works
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    I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.

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    • CaptSatelliteJack
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      I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

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