One from the archives:
Now this is peak trek memeing
Fire the crapulence cannon!
Well duh - polarity reversal is like, day one at the Academy.
This is indeed in TNG scripts as [TECH]
shove it up the writers’ butt-ons
Who let Stanley onboard?
Reverse the polarity? MODULATE IT!
Shit! They’re adapting! Make an algorithm that randomizes both the modulation and polarity! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!
Modern tech interviews in a nutshell.
Rotate the shield nutation!
Fartions? They have a fully functional flatulence faser? I never knew. So that’s where all the space toilets’ sewer pipe goes.
You can tell the beams are particles and not energy; how else would ships and personnel be able to dodge or jump out of the way?
photons have left the chat
And don’t forget to modulate the frequencies.
Why do they only modulate the frequencies? They should try modulating the amplitude! The Borg or Dominion don’t stand a chance against Tradio, conservative talk radio, and Spanish-language evangelical sermons!
Oh shit, the collective voices equals conservative talk radio! No wonder they’re all cult zombies
