jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoI hope this fits in this sub too.discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1392arrow-down1imageI hope this fits in this sub too.discuss.tchncs.dejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoThe twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 hours agoBut creatures of the night often have superior vision…? Bats even have normal day vision. Ruining jokes since 1984.
minus-squareuservoid1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoKids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoThe trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.
But creatures of the night often have superior vision…? Bats even have normal day vision.
Ruining jokes since 1984.
Kids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.
The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
There was time now!
It’s not fair!