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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs

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Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Broccoli is so good it makes me horny too. I fucking love broccoli.

    • zout@fedia.io
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      But, do you love fucking broccoli?

      • Bob@feddit.nl
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        It was, “I, fucking, love broccoli.”

      • Wogi@lemmy.world
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        What happens at the farmers market stays at the farmers market

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          I’m not kink shaming but if you fuck the broccoli you better not leave it at the farmers market. You take that shit home with you afterwards.

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            You’re damn right. Broccoli mates for life, not just for Christmas.

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          Never was a statement more false than this one.

          • Wogi@lemmy.world
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            Your statement creates a paradox. You must sacrifice a partition to Windows or risk Steve Jobs visiting you in the night.

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              I’d rather risk Steve jobs visiting me in the night, much safer option.

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