I hope only good things happen in the world next year that’d be a nice change

I want a man with a big white beard to bring me everything I’ve been asking for

bit idea: guy who thinks Tsar Nicholas II was canonized as Saint Nicholas after he was killed by the bolsheviks

That image is the perfect encapsulation of my politics. Let’s make Santa real

I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.

christmas has never been kind to communists