I want a man with a big white beard to bring me everything I’ve been asking for

I hope only good things happen in the world next year that’d be a nice change

bit idea: guy who thinks Tsar Nicholas II was canonized as Saint Nicholas after he was killed by the bolsheviks

I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.

That image is the perfect encapsulation of my politics. Let’s make Santa real

christmas has never been kind to communists