• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.

    That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.

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    This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.

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        Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn’t, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.

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    Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.

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    The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.

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      when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed

      Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.

      So most likely you will bleed out in the street

      Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.

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        Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.

        For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷

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    Yeah you know that account’s getting banned lmao The dude has been so aggressive with the banhammer lately on his free speech website.

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      So much of the website is packed with bots/scams, pickmes, and incel psychos, he’s honestly doing you a favor by booting you.

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        Oh he does not need to boot me. I got rid of my Twitter account a long time ago. That place is a shit hole.

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        Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.

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          The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!

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    Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.

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    Didn’t VP Trump come out on his side already? Clearly President Musk has nothing to fear.

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      You mean violence in the USA? Where every movie shows heads being blown up in graphic detail, but we get all upset because there was an implication that someone might be enjoying sex? /s

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    He’s burned the left. He’s burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.