Does your top hang low? Does your sword swing very slow? Do you hear these things a lot? It’s 'cause there’s something you should know

It’s 'cause your top. hangs. low.

(sung to an old catchy tune)

You know, I don’t say this often, but this would be so much better if she didn’t have her tits out. The composition and details are great, but all I can think about is the 19th century moneyed sophisticates pretending to admire the artistry while they have their hand in their pocket.