“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”
They definitely won.
Am I Al-Qaeda?
Y’all-Qaeda
Al-Qaeda wins by doing nothing.
Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
“DEATH TO AMERICA!!!..oh, nevermind. I see you’re doing it yourselfs. Carry on.” ~Some Al Quida guy probably.
Osama Bin Laden bet that he could get republicans to tear their own country down for him, and he was correct. On January with, Bin Laden’s win is complete, and only because Republicans picked up his ball and ran it to the endzone themselves.
I’m pretty sure he stated something in one of those videos didn’t he?
I don’t think he specified conservatives explicitly, but something to the effect of causing Americans to destroy themselves.
what’s hilarious is they ran this piece 10 years ago
We’re about to enter a rerun season from 10 years ago, but with more evil writers.
So much enshitification in the US in the past decade, across nearly every conceivable metric. But I’m told by the DNC that I’ve never had it so good.
Good writers are too expensive, just ask ChatGPT to redo the opening scene of Inglorious Basterds with a family of Guatemalans hiding underneath the floorboards of suburban house in Austin.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2004/11/1/full-transcript-of-bin-ladins-speech
All that we have mentioned has made it easy for us to provoke and bait this administration. All that we have to do is to send two mujahidin to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al-Qaida, in order to make the generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic, and political losses without their achieving for it anything of note other than some benefits for their private companies.
… al-Qaida spent $500,000 on the event, while America, in the incident and its aftermath, lost – according to the lowest estimate – more than $500 billion.
Meaning that every dollar of al-Qaida defeated a million dollars by the permission of Allah, besides the loss of a huge number of jobs.
As for the size of the economic deficit, it has reached record astronomical numbers estimated to total more than a trillion dollars.
He goaded us into defeating ourselves, and it worked.
Congratulations to terror for winning the war on terror once again
Joining the ranks of drugs and crime
Was Vietnam a threat to the West? Was Iraq a threat to the West? Was Afghanistan a threat to the West? Are Palestine or Lebanon threats to the West?
As bin Laden said, the US loves to open another war front. It doesnt matter if people in a place ever heard of the US. The US will find reasons to go there and bomb there if the people just want to be left alone and not suck on the dick of the empire.
And like every empire in decline the US and their fascist pitbull Israel are overextending while alienating more and more of their allies through constant aggression.
Death to America And buttersauce Don’t boil me I’m still alive Iraq Lobster
Those diabolical bastards.
That faux-arabic hurts my eyes, what the fuck
Stop it, or you will get the US to invade Iraq again. And then Canada.
Panama is next
Now hold on. We called dibs on Greenland first.
Trump wanted to bring the taliban to camp david to surrender to them.
