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minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88arrow-down2·2 days agoMel Gibson is the kind of “Christian” that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoOr any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoJesus: You should sell all your possessions. Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-211 hours agoThey should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus. Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoRoughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change. Douglas Addams
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoDude goes to a ‘catholic’ church that he fully funds himself as he’s deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.
Mel Gibson is the kind of “Christian” that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.
Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.
Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…
They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.
Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.
Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.
Dude goes to a ‘catholic’ church that he fully funds himself as he’s deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.