propter_hog [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 天前Definitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
arrow-up172arrow-down1external-linkDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.compropter_hog [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 天前message-square64fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·11 天前Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
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minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·10 天前 sperm bank in the corner ♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫ ♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫ ♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
starting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫
♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫
♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
so cumjar?
Precisely.