Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.
Don’t fuck other people’s cars. if it weren’t for that, i’d have no issue with this guy.
He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
long sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbbxzsXFmw
There goes more innocent memories of Saturday morning television.
she’s got a sleek, sensuous tail, almost like a dolphin. 'course in 1991 she crash landed, killing all aboard. she’s destroyed. but i was so glad to meet her
That’s some orgy. You’d need a decent multi storey car park with them all going round and round that exit spiral thing.
Maybe they were Teslas and you could hope for a particular mild electrical design fault. At least it would be filmed.
Look at the airbags on that….
Strange Love: My Car is My Lover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U
Ed Smith from the article turns up approx 3:11. buffs the beetle bonnet twenty seconds later
This reminds me of an article I saw where a woman was like this except instead of cars she had a thing for planes and had a model plane
edit found it
