For real.
Just going to like Walmart or the grocery store and seeing kids screaming and throwing tantrums is like an IRL billboard for condoms.
Wasnāt that actually a german condom ad
Zazoo condoms. Apparently aired in Belgium and France before being removed.
Unfortunately, the billboard should have had an impact on the parents of these kids because they obviously canāt raise a behaving child.
I get everyone is different but there are ways to raise a child to behave without either creating a little terrorist or resort to child abuse.
obvious inevitable exceptions aside, iām pretty sure it can be boiled down to ādonāt reward them for being a shithead, donāt raise your voice needlessly, and donāt punish them per se (like, donāt go out of your way to make them feel bad, just let them fuck about and find out. They have a tantrum and break a toy or device? yeah tough shit buddy, youāll get a new one but only after youāve had some time to ruminate on how this happened.)ā
Iāve come here for the sad rants about kids being terrible from people who were probably terrible kids.
This is making fun of rational people making rational decisions not to have kids. Missed the mark completely this time, the onion.
E: Are you people dense enough that youāre upvoting the onionās mockery of ānot having childrenā when thatās a perfectly valid stance in todayās world? Wake the fuck up.
Have you considered that maybe satire isnāt for you?
My God if you canāt handle a 2 year olds tantrum you should not have a kid.
I canāt, and I wonāt. Thanks
if, as an āadultā, you routinely have tantrums of a two-year-old, you probably shouldnāt be breeding either.
Did you bite the onion? What are you contributing here?
So you understood the satirical article
