The Jewish Water Cannon.
Okay, hear me out guys. So these machines are really ingenious. Basically they use science to make the floodings worse. They heat up the atmosphere because warm air can carry more water and then the rains can become much much harder.
But wait, heating up the atmosphere? I can’t even heat my condo properly! So here is the trick. They use something called green house gases. Basically these gases, and that is really evil, they let sunlight in, but they don’t let the heat out. But you can’t really control where the gas stays, because its gas. So these fuckers they heat up the entire planet and take us all as collateral damages to whoever they want to mess with.
But even worse. They peddled the lie to us, that the green house gases would be good for us because when we make them, they give us some heat or electricity, even though taking sunlight and wind for that is far cheaper and safer. So instead of letting us get almost free energy from the wind they convinced us to pay for us emitting those gases that they use to kill us!
Literally the definition of “flood”
Secret photo of Kamala Harris causing floods:
Yeah, because we call it “climate change”. What does that even mean? Sounds long compromise to me
We’d be better off calling it “climate destabilization”
Lots of people around me use the term ‘climate chaos’ regularly. Probably for similar reasons
They believe whatever sounds more exciting to them. It’s a fantasy world all the way down. Climate change doesn’t sound interesting, so they instead say that it’s part of a weather manipulation scheme spearheaded by the Democrats.
If they acknowledge climate sciences, they have to acknowledge other sciences as well. It’s a slippery slope, so it’s probably the gay’s fault.
Reality is complex and confusing and requires you to actually learn stuff, which is hard. Blame everything on an evil conspiracy, preferably perpetrated by the minority you hate the most, and the world is suddenly manageable and understandable. The solution is easy, get rid of said minority and everything will be fine again.
IMO it has nothing to do with being interesting, it’s about not admitting they’ve been wrong this entire time.
Why not both? If they keep pursuing some set of tangents, they never have to admit anything to anyone. They’ll just keep moving the goalposts.
Watersheds aren’t real
Reality ain’t real, as far as these numbskulls are concerned. Normally I wouldn’t care because I know reality always wins in the end, but now their near complete subversion of our government means they’re inflicting the damage resulting from their stupidity not just on themselves, but upon everybody.
They don’t believe in real science, and instead believe total bullshit.
The way they let their god get away with everything is why they let their politicians get away with everything, and why they will continue to vote them in, despite those politicians’ track records of enriching themselves and leaving their constituents out to dry.
Dontcha know? It’s the Republicans playing with the new weather control machine that Biden installed when he threw hurricanes at Florida. He left them the keys so they’re figuring it out now.
