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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前

Wear your seatbelt

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Wear your seatbelt

rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前
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    My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin’ walk.

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      I’ll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I’ll skip it myself if I feel like it .

      But I won’t do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you’re committing felonies.

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        only one crime at a time 👉😎👉

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        Could have been car dealer

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          Antiques too.

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