Please anyone just friggin nuke us

A former McDonald’s worker himself

Pictured: Former McDonald’s Worker, Donald J. Trump, seen here making fries, while telling his coworkers, they had never seen fries this golden and toasty. ‘‘The best fries I’ve ever seen’’, some customers reportedly said. Donald J. Trump has continued to support McDonald’s from his current position, that of President of the United States, by holding a mock up ‘‘Drive-Thru’’ for Halloween called ‘‘Drive n’ Treats’', in the White House to promote McDonald’s brand as kid friendly and appropriate for consumption.

The day he became presidential.

He spends his halloween near a McDonald’s…

Yep, that’s the American President