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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Recent photos of Trump appear to show him sustaining a series of double- and triple-digit damage values during a press event, fueling rumors that his hit-point pool may be […]
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    9 days ago

    This image seems to be saying he’s got 31 years left.

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      Maybe it’s 31 seconds

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      or hams

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      8 days ago

      Um, that’s not how health bars work.

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