I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them
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They invented more genders and somebody had to take them
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn’t figure out how to take it off.
Let me guess: You also use
vim?Type :3 to exit
Ohhh… I was trying
(setq bra-hook nil)Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with
C-x M-c M-butterfly
First I wanted to ask why you didn’t use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.
Scissoring isn’t real
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it’s not like I need one anyway.
The gay frogs in the water supply
I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and “ASMR that turns you into a girl” was somewhere in the queue
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
Where can I find this witch :3
my ass was just becoming way too big to fit “normal” male standards tbh
I wanted to be gay but didn’t want to date men
based, but wrong answers only ;3
similarly “my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?”
Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us
no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.
I was making garlic bread when I accidentally dropped my gender on the floor, and I haven’t seen it since. I think it rolled somewhere under the fridge
Removed by mod
What are my pronouns? Yes.
PUNK ROCK
I doubt there’s a better reason tbh
I read a book with a female protagonist and got confused
