over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIf you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups..message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down17
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareIf you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups..over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareDrDystopialinkfedilinkarrow-up36·3 months agoI once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
minus-square_deleted_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoI had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoLike, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
minus-squareTommyJohnsFishSpotlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·3 months agoPlay with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
minus-squarecenzorrll@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 months ago- TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025
minus-squarepiwakawakas@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoTrue capabilities… For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus. (Ptaszynski)
minus-squarebrb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoI used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.
I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
- TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025
True capabilities…
For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus. (Ptaszynski)
I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally
Why’d you stop?
I knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.