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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just thinking about what to cook

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Just thinking about what to cook

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    You could throw some kind of …sausage party.

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      I wonder what movie would they watch

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        If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming

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        Fantasia

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        Prey.

        It’s fantastic.

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          Do they prey on sausages?

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      Yeeah

  • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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    These are my ingredients. Any ideas?

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      Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

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        Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.

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      I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

    • catsdoingcatstuff@lemmy.nz
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      1 year ago

      Salad

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.

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      cake. obviously. duh.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Lincoln log cabin

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    bro we should meet up

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    It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.

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      Life lesson.

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      Circle of uhh life.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Beans.

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

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      That’s my kind of pig.

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    Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.

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      Gristle and noses.

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        The noses make it smell good

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      Beef?

      In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain

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    Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.

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    Some beans would go hard with that.

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      As long as I can wear my jants

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        Psychologist: Denim fridge isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!

        Jridge:

        (This is not AI, its real)

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    Glizzidgerator

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    Call the guys over and have a sausage fest

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